JOEY Uptown
Houston, TX
92% like it (4.6 / 766 Reviews )
CONTACT
Address: 5045 Westheimer Rd Suite X-01, Houston, TX 77056, United States Map ➦ Get Directions
Phone : +1 (346) 646-5639 Call
OPENING HOURS
| Day | Working Hours |
|---|---|
| Monday Apr 29 | 11:00-00:00 |
| Tuesday Apr 30 | 11:00-00:00 |
| Wednesday May 1 | 11:00-00:00 |
| Thursday Open now | 11:00-00:00 |
| Friday May 3 | 11:00-01:00 |
| Saturday May 4 | 11:00-01:00 |
| Sunday May 5 | 11:00-00:00 |
ABOUT
- ✅ Takeaway
- ✅ Dine-in
- ✅ Outdoor seating
Today working hours: 11:00-00:00
FAQs
- ✅ Has bar on site
- ✅ Has High chairs
- ✅ Has restrooms
- ✅ This place welcomes children
- ✅ Serves dinner popular
- ✅ Popular for lunch
- ✅ Good for solo dining
- ✅ Great dessert
- ✅ Serves wine
- ✅ Vegetarian options
- ✅ Drinks during happy hour
- ✅ Happy-hour food
- ✅ Little dishes
- ✅ Serves spirits
- ✅ Serves alcohol
- ✅ Serves beer
- ✅ Serves Cocktails
- ✅ Coffee
- ✅ Comfort food
- ✅ Late-night food
- ✅ Serves dinner
- ✅ Serves dessert
- ✅ Lunch
- ✅ Has seating
- ✅ Reservations for dinner are advised.
- ✅ Accepts reservations
- ✅ Has outdoor seating
- ✅ Offers takeaway
- ✅ Serves Dine-in
- ❌ Offers delivery
- ✅ Good for groups
- ✅ Popular with tourists
- ✅ Wheelchair-friendly parking
- ✅ Wheelchair-accessible entrance
- ✅ Has wheelchair-accessible seating
- ✅ Wheelchair-accessible toilet
The address of Joey Uptown is:
JOEY Uptown5045 Westheimer Rd Suite X-01
Houston, Texas 77056
P: +13466465639
Open 7 days a week. The days and hours that Joey Uptown is open:
Monday : 11:00-00:00Tuesday : 11:00-00:00
Wednesday : 11:00-00:00
Thursday : 11:00-00:00
Friday : 11:00-01:00
Saturday : 11:00-01:00
Sunday : 11:00-00:00
Yes, it is open since 11:00. It will close at 00:00.
Visit Website: joeyrestaurants.com
No, this place does not serve halal food
JOEY Uptown is listed under
Reviews
absolutely delicious ! Fun vibe, comp champagne while you wait for your table. 100% would go back! My server was so nice too
This was my first first time at this restaurant. We were greeted by he hostess with "bubbles " before being seated. We were seated by one of the managers from Canada which is across
from my hometown of Detroit a.k.a., the 'D'. The food was hot, well prepared and delicious. Our hostess, Ms. Milli provided exceptional service. She gave options and recommendations with professional, knowledgeable and friendly service. Will definitely come here again. Keep up the great work.
Our waiter Christian was the star of our experience! I went for a friend’s birthday dinner and the service was amazing! They offer everyone a glass of champagne upon entry and the restaurant itself is so pretty and is such a vibe! My favorite was the sliders!! Delicious!! And the peach Bellini was cool as well. One of my girlfriends had a lemon drop and it looked so good as well!! Oh and Christian recommended an old fashion for another girlfriend and she said it was the best she had ever tasted!!
Update (a week after below review): I'm going to say the cappuccino is the best I've ever had, even better than the old Starbucks. I've had four of them now and all were equally good. What makes this one better are the flavor notes. It really does have some complex, pleasing, flavors that linger in your throat. I've never had any other coffee that had detectable subtle flavors that you can savor. Besides that, check out the coffee art in my photos. You almost never get coffee art anywhere.
=============Original review=======
I stopped here after ice skating to look at the fancy customer cars. Two Roll-Royces, one Bentley, and a Porsche, very impressive. The valet front line was already filled up with fancy cars so there was no room for me, so I left my Maserati in the parking garage (true story). Several nice young ladies greeted me as i entered and I asked to see a menu. They presented the menu and then offered me a seat in a deluxe lounge looking waiting area, how nice. While i looked over the menu, Remington took it upon himself to kindly chat me up, answer any questions, and tell me about the history and strategy of the place. I hadn't planned on staying, but Remington showed me the lounge area and i loved it, cozy, dimly lit but with discreet spotlights that lit up your table so you don't have to use your cell phone to read the menu (I hate that), with a way vibe oil candle in a spotted red glass on each table, so I stayed and had a cappuccino. I went out to my car to get something and drop dead gorgeous Monica almost knocked me over with her mega-watt smile and threatened to chat me up, I was only too happy to call her bluff.
The prices were a mixed bag, with many of them being lower than expected but also many of them reaching upwards, but it's a new world and everyone, everyone, is raising prices catastrophically, so I've become the old guy that used to buy movie tickets for a nickel. Given the fancy restaurant, the most trendy location in all of Houston, and the fancy cars out front I expected way higher prices. Espresso drinks are about what you would pay at Starbucks, so that makes them a bargain at a fancy restaurant.
Speaking of cappuccino, mine came hot and delicious in red "Acme" branded cup and saucer, true story (see picture). This was possibly the best cappuccino I've ever had, and I drink a lot of cappuccinos for decades and I make them at home with "Illy" brand Italian coffee to rave reviews from friends and family, i know what cappuccino is supposed to taste like. They use "JJ Bean" brand coffee. It properly had a strong dark coffee flavor without unpleasant bitterness (I drank it without sugar), but on top of that it had various unidentifiable flavor notes like "caramel" and "spice" and "floral" and all that other garbage that they always talk about but you never taste. I loved it, and coming from me that's a big deal. My only suggestion is to carry biscotti, I mean who sells cappuccino without Biscotti? it's un-American (since it's Italian to begin with anyway).
So, all in all, extremely nice people, running a tight ship, fancy restaurant in a prestigious location, some of the best cappuccino I've ever had at a bargain price, and too boot they're open until midnight and even 1am, so that makes this place worth your time to try.
Oh, and the food? Sorry, I didn't try it.
Joey Uptown (Poetic reveiew)
Oh such a delight it was, yum
Poke bowl 2.0 left my taste buds numb
Oh such a delight having lunch with thee
I was blessed with a bowl for three
Visiting for reasons I will not state
First time in Texas old habits forsake
But Joey thine ambiance captivated me
Filled with laughter I ate without decree
And in the end a funny situation occured
Fun to be have indeed i did, the rest a blur
Still you get 5 stars because what a place
Every item i try entice my buds with a unique taste.
The whole experience was great! Valet was on point and reasonably priced.
Our food was delicious and was greeted with a glass of Rose' perfect addition and definitely make the prices worth it. Our waitress was so sweet, pleasant, and professional... Definitely a great vibe.
I was visiting from Austin and someone from Houston recommended this place so we had to check it out. My friends and I came around 4:30-5pm. Short wait time, great service from the get go. Waitress did a great job explaining the menu and gave her recommendations. We tried the Szechuan Chicken Lettuce wraps. These wraps were amazing. The chicken was crispy, well seasoned and had a nice crunch to it. It was the perfect way to start the meal. For the Entree, I got the blackened Cajun chicken. The chicken was well seasoned and tasty. The portion size was perfect! 10/10. This place is worth checking out
Dominique is your STAR!! He’s typically my server but last time I went he was off and I meet Parker (sweet as a pie). Both are exceptional employees as well as a wonderful people..Their work skills and professionalism overwhelmed me .I would highly recommend them to your top management program. Their skills are very rare and highly desirable...Don't loose these employee because if you do I will snatch them up...haha... I’m just across the street from y’all and I come very often. Your staff is so amazing so is your food to the point where my GM, directors and I invited a new director at your place.
Found this place on Tik Tok. We went during busy dinner time and was seated very quickly. All the staff was kind and made sure we were taken care of. The food was fantastic. Only complaint was parking and this is out of the restaurants control.
One of the best experiences I’ve ever had in my life. I went this past Monday to celebrate my lovers birthday and they have such excellent service. Service , food , and drinks were amazing . And I would love to shout out my waitress Elisabet who gave us a wonderful time being there . If you go there please ask for her she gives amazing service. Looking forward to coming back and seeing Elisabet take care of us again.
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